The new Jem and the Holograms moviedid not entirely pull ahead over all the fan of the original 1980s cartoon , right on the heels ofthat Peter Pan prequel . But there have beenplenty of disastrous reboots in the past . Here are nine of the most baffling reboots of all time .
In two goggle box movies and his own shortly - lived series , newsperson Carl Kolchak enquire the supernatural working as a Chicago - found newspaper diary keeper , much to the chagrin of his tormented editor in chief . Though the series was off the air after just one time of year in 1975 , Kolchak stuck with the the great unwashed who saw it , as an perfectly unique nuclear fusion reaction of horror , enigma and comedy with a bizarre lead and rotating cast of newswriter .
When Frank Spotnitz revive the series in 2005 , the the mummies and dream - fauna made of Spanish moss from the original were no longer send urban center - full slaying ( although the pilot did feature inferno - hounds … ) . or else , each episode ’s “ monster ” was a crooked human , displaying demonic tendencies hatch by their own guilty conscience , store or obsession — strictly human tendencies . ready against a bleak , forever dark city , lit only by the chicken headlights of passing cars and dingy street lamp , the show ’s focussing was unambiguously timed to 2005 . With the story on secret societies and corruption in journalism , the “ monsters of the workweek ” were torn from the headlines of its current presidential administration . And while it was definitely a “ more dour ” take on the property , the show ’s principal hurdle was the character himself . Kolchak ’s decided , fascinating personality had been riven into three distinct character , like a transporter malfunction .
The young Kolchak — no longer unable to keep a lady friend , but or else haunted by a at rest wife he had been suspected of killing himself — was tasked with the brooding , dark arts - focussed mentality head to the show ’s ghosts and goblins , while clearness and reason fell in the hands of Gabrielle Union as criminal offence newsman Perri Reed . Eric Jungmann handled “ squirreliness ” duties as McManus , the funniness shred - along .
The want to make a Kolchak a post - Buffy supporting players really dragged its storytelling capabilities down , run to many vista of three hoi polloi in a room , talking , instead of all these unearthly idea explode from a single character .
At its best , the series achieved a level of quality equal to late - catamenia X - Files – season eight , possibly .
After heading to New York , going to space and battling Freddy Krueger himself , the beehive - thinker behind the Friday the 13th series — detailing the adventures of an unstoppable zombi who died at summer camp — decided it should boot itself after thirty years to start the whole wheel anew .
While the reboot synopsized the first four movies — and bring out the idea that Camp Crystal Lake was work up over a disused mine shaft — this was a annihilating dissipation of potential . By this point in time , the franchise had actually give itself a lot of really riveting cloth to work with . After his countless murders , destruction and Resurrection of Christ , a visit to Times Square , full corporal obliteration at the hand of a SWAT squad , and meeting Freddy Kreuger , the government suddenly knew about Jason Voorhees . The FBI knew about Jason , as did the President of the United States and the war machine . No longer a campfire tarradiddle , after eleven movies , Jason Voorhees had officially become a fact of reality — and no one conclude this was an awesome jumping-off point to launch a unexampled serial publication of story . Jason Voorhees - as - Osama bin Laden can no longer hide .
And it ’s especially too unfit because there was a bully alternate storyline usable . When tasked with writing narrative determine within the universe , the Friday the 13th comic series from DC / Wildstorm did some really interesting things — a level written by Jason Aaron feature Voorhees befriending ( to the unspoiled of his abilities ) a child with a like cranio - facial irregularity , leading to a Citizen Ruth - style satire where the full force of the state and the male child ’s grieving parents come to find him .
Considering the high tone of a lot of the material publish prior to August 2011 — and then everything that followed — DC ’s attack to reboot itself winds up looking like one of the all - time weirdest .
Prior to the New 52 , things really feel as if they were hurdling toward a unexampled geological era . The decades - cross Batman : The Brave & The Bold was on TV , while Batman , Inc. was happening in the comics . The books , at their best , were principal - and - shoulders above Marvel ’s latest yield . The sudden relaunch in 2011 not only soured DC ’s best creative team , but lead to a dripping trail of editorial gaffes and redesigns in an attack to streamline the last 75 year of fabric . Five years after this relaunch , an inexplicably youthful Commissioner Gordon is the current Batman due to Bruce Wayne ’s selective amnesia , Dick Grayson has become a unavowed agent , Damien Wayne has died at the hired hand of his own microcephalic clone , etc .
have no imaginative set pieces , and a twenty - minute stretch in which we ’re supposed to think Freddy Krueger is sinless , this 2010 Rooney Mara vehicle fell horribly savourless . Starring Jackie Earle Haley as Krueger — in living , a live - in preschool gardener ( ! ) — this persist the dullest film about dreams ever . Haley ’s Krueger , resembling some sort of toad or reptilian , and a vocalism like Jim Backus ’ as Mr. Magoo , give out to bring the kind of joie de vivre Englund specify the role with . Elm Street movies should be — and can be — anything but boring . This one really makes you want to go to sleep — dying be damned .
reverse Peter Vincent into a tilt - star necromancer ( which there are precisely zero of in reality , compare to the hundreds of cable admittance horror hosts across the country ) this “ contemporary ” take on Fright Night offered a streamlined , effects - less version where even the mom gets in on the activity ! While the 1985 picture show — and to a less extent its sequel — was wall - to - wall gorgeous , virtual effects and unearthly localise design , you get a car chase here and … that ’s about it .
In the original , Brewster , the teenager who dresses like it ’s still the 1930 ’s , pick up his next door neighbor is a vampire and enlists the aide of Peter Vincent , actor and emcee of local cable admission show Fright Night — and a modernisation of this tale entirely misses the full stop . Most egregiously , the reboot totally omits Fright Night ’s dear character , Jerry ’s connote roommate / buff and possible swamp monster , Billy Cole .
A very funny remaking of the colonnade plot from Taito , 2002 ’s Space Raiders put up a coloured , gritty , update to the master copy with cuss , nudity , and ( in its party favor ) some pretty cool – looking alien leafage insects that resemble brains when their wings are closed . While the invaders are indeed from infinite , the action is localize entirely on Earth in the scorched ruins of an invaded city . While the newfangled add-on , including playable characters , Justin , Ashley and Naji , are as empty as blank space itself , the aliens do still move in neat minuscule formation as if it were a biologic imperative form , which is really kind of interesting . The problem is that Space Raiders is an all too literal take on colorful plaything - machine , and just is n’t vey fun at all .
A fail reinvention of the Robert E. Howard quality , 2011 ’s Conan the Barbarian , like 2010 ’s Clash of the Titans and ‘ 12 ’s ire of the Titans , is another dud . And like the Titans remaking , what the Conan reboot lacked in fictional character , it made up for in ash tree . Grey , flaming ash tree , blow all around , everywhere . There ’s some orangish tint in there , too . They certainly double over - down on a statuesque mould ( Rachel Nichols and Jason Momoa ) flat out of a Frazetta painting , but the film never full embraces — or refutes — the meat - headed fun of the original . But we do get its ashes .
This is sort of a gimme , but still deserving mentioning . When it come to reboots that completely lose the ribbon of what everybody like about a peculiar series , the recent Fantastic Four moviestands alone . We ’ll never actually recognise what lead so horribly wrong with this moving-picture show , but it does n’t actually weigh . The end resultant role is a film in which or else of fun space exploration and swashbuckling spandex venturer , we get tortured , self - loathing victims , and a hackneyed plot about the war machine wanting to tap them . The Fantastic Four has a lot of neat ideas , but “ the military wants to practice us as weapons ” is not primary among them . As with Pan and Jem , there ’s a certain amount of justice in how bad this movie miscarry .
The Punisher was one of Marvel ’s hot fibre at one period , until they go him into the primer coat . For a while in the early 1990s , the murderous vigilante Frank Castle was star in three on-going series , putting him up there with Spider - Man or Batman . But by the mid-1990s , the boot had wear off out . Marvel try out shaking thing up — first by putting the notorious gangster - killer Castle in complaint of a mafia phratry , and then with Purgatory . Which is one of the most fabled misreckoning of all sentence . In this comedian , Frank Castle is no longer a guy who kills malefactor because his family line died , but rather an angelical vigilance man tasked with killing devil , by the other saint . As we indite a few years ago , “ guess if Spider - Man suddenly gave up his mantel and became ‘ Peter Parker , The Crime - Fighting Racecar Driver , ’ and you ’ll get a dear sense of fan chemical reaction . ”
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