Look , I ’m a straight char with the maturity level of a 13 - year - old boy . I am willing to admit that maybe — possibly — I sometimes see phalluses where they do n’t exist . But this affair totally looks like a dick , right ?
Amazonannounced todaythat it had erect the “ largest Times Square publicizing episode ever , ” which is really a 79 - infantry - improbable Echo replication . While it ca n’t heed to bid like the veridical thing , it does have fancy light-emitting diode lights that mime the ones that fire up up when you ask the actual gadget what the weather is today — or whatever it is people ask these things .
But back to the issue at hand . From the public press release :
Standing over seven story high , with a circumference of around 24 ft and weigh over seven tons , the jumbo atomic number 13 Echo replication will be on display on Broadway between 44th and 45th Street now through June 25 .
This is whole a dick , hoi polloi . As a knowing workfellow of mine take down this morning , if it ask for the comparison , it is a dick . Sure , it ’s not exactly dick - like — it ’s kind of matted at the top , it ’s missing the ball component , and it’snot tubularall the way around .
But on the other script , it ’s a 79 - foot shaft in the middle of Times Square , and it ’s next to a massive foretoken that enunciate “ Love is all you need . ” Besides , if you were to actually slap a dick on a jumbo billboard , it could n’t be entirely cylindric . Moreover , some of our most renowned example of priapic architecture — the Eiffel Tower , the Agbar Tower , and Big Ben — aren’t strictly dickly , either .
Yet to my surprisal , several other colleagues disputed my depiction . One claimed it looked like a giant e - cigarette ; another indicate that , while she thinks a lot of things search like cock , this did n’t quite hit the dapple for her .
So I put the doubtfulness to you , readers : Is this thing a dick or nah ?
Amazondicks
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