Biologist Jelle Atema is working to develop a ‘ remote - control shark , ’ in an endeavor to utilize the fishes ’ “ strikingly gravid nose ” and ability to drown without lay off to research hard - to - reach undersea area . Atema will first employ a machine that drops smells in the water , then record the pattern of mentality activity that make a shark to veer left over or correct . Then he ’ll hop-skip the bait wholly , wiring electrodes into the sharks ’ brains straight to wager back those signals , control the shark like the internet media controls you weak - minded simpletons . Then he ’ll teach it to push back a storage tank while chomping a cigar and shoot down us all a buck to drive it .
Biologist tries to steer a shark , nose first[BostonGlobe ]
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