The eatery are crowded , the pink wine are expensive , but on Valentine ’s solar day you ’ll do anything for your substantial other — except licking the awesome envelope sealskin on the card you bought . Why the salutation card diligence opt for the lowest - mark toxic glue it can get is a mystery , but thankfully there ’s now a vastly superior alternative — drinking chocolate - flavour envelopes .
Available in ten packs for just$13 , the flavored envelopes occur with vacuous note cards so they ’re actually consummate for any occasion , not just Valentine ’s Day . So no longer do you have to dread occasions like birthday or weddings . In fact , you might even be inspired to celebrate even the tiniest accomplishment in life history if it means you get a taste of that burnt umber good . “ Congratulations on your successful heart exam , son ! ” [ ThinkGeek ]
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