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I have a problem . It comes with double pepperoni , green pepper , and a cheese base . Sometimes there is bum bread . Dominos , and its connection of dangerous easy ways to regulate intellectual nourishment , is my enabler .
In caseful your are not intimate , Dominos is a company that turns dough into immediate payment , delivery include . It provides a routine of preposterously easy ways to order its pizzas , include telephone , online order , mobile apps , andtweeting a goddamn emojiat a Twitter bot .
In case these things ask too much effort for your average stoner , Dominos has free a newfangled app , called Zero Click . Download the app , lumber in the first time , and every subsequent time you launch the app , Dominos will broadcast you your nonremittal order . From when you reach the app , there ’s a ten - second timekeeper before the order live through .
This is both brain and alarm in unlike way . On one hand , I applaud the inherent acedia Dominos is elevate with an app that assumes , by default , that you need pizza at all time and without question . On the other , I can imagine butt - dialers and prank “ admirer ” becoming a serious problem .
There is however a more serious concern . America is suffering from an fleshiness epidemic the like of which have never been see before . My Easy Order ™ contains 3,440 calorie , which is close to reduplicate the recommended day-after-day amount . I could in all likelihood eat two pizza pie per Clarence Shepard Day Jr. if they as if by magic record up at my room access . Dominos , for the sake of my waist if not my wallet , please stop making this dogshit so easy .
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