This week might not admit the most well - have it off of DVD and Blu - ray releases , but it does feature : 1 ) a girl who falls in love with Matt Smith and then tries to give birth to him , 2 ) the deadliest baseball instrumentalist of all clock time , and 3 ) Countess Sexcula . What more do you mass need ? !
•Merlin : The Complete Fifth Season
This hardening is the # 1 release of the hebdomad . No offensive activity to Merlin lover , but when a Merlin set is the workweek ’s best - sell deed of conveyance , you know it ’s kind of a slow calendar week .
•Naked Lunch
Criterion puts David Cronenberg ’s insane version of William S. Burroughs insanely unfilmable book on an extras - laden Blu - ray . I do n’t know if you may really view Naked Lunch scifi , but it has elephantine spill bugs and it ’s a slow week , so I ’m give it a pass .
•The Sorcerer and the White Snake
Jet Lie sleepwalks ( and sleepfights with CG ) through another perfectly fine but not at all noteworthy soldierly arts phantasy moving picture . The io9 recapitulation is here .
https://gizmodo.com/buddha-hates-love-in-jet-lis-the-sorcerer-and-the-white-5982781
•Sexcula
Supposedly this long - thought - lost Canadian titillating horror sexploitation pic had one show before being locked in Canada ’s sexual practice vault , or wherever they keep these kinds of things . anyhow , the tenner - stag dangerous undertaking of Countless Sexcula , Dr. Fellatingstien , a dude in a gorilla causa and the rest are ultimately available .
•Womb
After a girl rekindle her love life with her childhood admirer Tommy ( played by Doctor Who ’s Matt Smith ) , Tommy dies in a horrible car fortuity . The only answer ? For the fille to take Tommy ’s DNA , stick it in her womb , and give birth to a young Tommy . This goes about how you would expect , as long as you expected it to go extra creepy .
•Woochi
Based on a Korean poove tale , Woochi is about an ancient maven who is blamed for his headmaster ’s last , gets ensnare in a scroll , and released in 2009 to agitate goblin . The problem is he ’s much , much more concerned in girlfriend than remove demons . The film crushed somewhat much every exclusive Korean box office criminal record when it was liberate in 2009 , so that ’s probably a well star sign .
•Dragon Wasps
This is what happens why SyFy just start combining random beast to makes its trashy - atomic number 8 TV monster moving-picture show . Still , with any luck the next one will be “ Kangaroo Scorpions . ”
•Deadball
There ’s no room I can make this motion-picture show phone more mad that it already is , so here ’s the official mathematical product description :
baseball game prodigy Jubeh Yakyu ( Tak Sakaguchi ) is the most feared and dangerous puerile delinquent in all of Japan . After accidentally causing the death of his begetter with a super - powered fireball pitch shot , Jubeh imprecate off baseball game , but his life of crime leaves him in the Pterodactyl Juvenile Reformatory , at the mercy of Headmistress Ishihara , the granddaughter of a World War II Nazi collaborator , and her sadistic assistant , Ilsa . Despite having sworn never to wager baseball game again , Jubeh is presented with an ultimatum : link the reformatory squad , The Gauntlets , in the national tourney , or see the death of his impeccant cellmate . Jubeh is now in a fight for his life against the sexy but lethal “ psycho bumbler girls ” of the St. Black Dahlia High School . These teams are literally playing for blood !
I seriously heard “ Thus Spake Zarathustra ” in my head when I take that summary .
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